It seems that the powers that be over at Twitler, I mean Kitler, are STILL refusing to let me join their ridiculous community. Insider info tells me they think my mogeurrotype has been doctored in some way, which is completely absurd. It took me a week to grow that tash. Well, they can stick their membership, I’ve got better things to do with my time, today I’m off to annexe the neighbour’s garden. Harrumph!
NB I’m keeping the tash for the whole month of Miaowvember, please send Fortnum & Masons hamper donations c/o my Butler who will ensure they are sent on to the needy ferals and strays at Battersea Cats Home.