A little while ago I began the time-consuming and highly technical process of being fitted for a bespoke bowtie. The first step involves my tailor taking precise measurements in order to determine the best shape and width for my face.


Once my skilled craftsman of a tailor has transformed the necessary measurements into a pattern his expert eye decides on the best shape, fabric and colour for me. In this instance, a glorious red silk batwing bowtie.


My name is sewn into it to stop other cats from stealing it from me.


It arrives!


Perfect fit!


Gosh I’m handsome.

You too, dear reader, can be the proud and dandy owner of a bowtie like mine by contacting my tailor Mikhail at La Bowtique.